Well ... where to begin? If that was a Lacoste Ad he had the sock on the wrong foot! He is apparently straight and I'm assuming his girlfriend decorated the bedroom and bought the sheets. The flowers on the wall looked like they were part of his baseball cap. And, with a different hat he could pass as a Quaker this Halloween!
Hell, he could be one of those escaped Amish people one sees on TV come to think of it. Nice dick though, don't you think? I'm not even going to mention that beard. ... Oops!