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Steven Daigle has had a very busy year. You guys loved his porn debut Steven DaigleXXX and his recent video for Cocksure Men. Now Steven is headed across the pond to work with UK Naked Men. They just release a superhot photoset of the former Big Brother contestant with videos on the way. No word yet if Steven will be bottoming for superstuds Matt Hughes or Harry Louis.

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So what if I messed your sheets? - m4m - 22 (Raleigh)
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Date: 2010-07-03, 11:25PM EDT
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Maybe I should just stop bottoming for young, hung, dumb, full of cum, bi-curious, frat boys like you, but here is a fun fact about anal sex my friend: IT CAN GET MESSY. Yes, I had "cleaned out" down there before we hooked up. And yes, I do know how to control my bowels when getting my ass rammed. But guess what? Sometimes shit happens -- literally. It's not like I took a dump on your bed. After 40 sweaty minutes of pounding my hole, you shot your load and withdrew with great satisfaction to find -- the horror -- a little shit, scat, santorum, or whatever else they call it these days, had dripped from my ass onto your sheets. Oooops. My bad. You should take it as a compliment -- most guys can't plunge as deep as your big tool can. But was it really necessary to cringe in disgust and tell me to "get the fuck out." Most tops keep a small towel near the bed -- a "fuck rag" they call it -- for this exact purpose. I suggest you do the same. Or maybe you should just stick to fucking your girlfriend.

Comments (8)

dan:

Ha. This all sounds too familiar. I just topped for the first time this weekend, and the same thing happened. Except it was his bed, and I was expecting it... Which is why I jumped into the shower right after.

A R:

The first time I tried to top, I was 17, and this happened lol
Kinda grossed me out, and I stuck to sucking and bottoming hahahaah

sam:

this IS kind of gross. it's always been amazing to me that, in all the porn i've seen, i have NEVER seen the slightest sign of crap... a bit unrealistic, dont ya think?

Mojo:

HA. That is the funniest thing I've read all week!

I read a short story once in Playboy magazine about a guy who ended up fucking his best friend's girlfriend in the ass while they watched the boyfriend working outside the trailer window. The fucker had had the girl before, but summed it up by saying true love wasn't taking it up the ass, but it was getting sucked right after he pulled it out. Amen to that!

CJ:

Awesome. And he's actually RIGHT! Its butt sex...gotta expect it is what it is.

JR:

And this is one of the reasons why anal sex has never been a huge attraction for me. Ew.

You put a towel down before you start fucking. Duh!

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