Long time Kevin Smith collaborator Jason Mewes bared all in his latest flick Zack & Miri Make A Porno. Check out these caps of Jason in all his glory.
bad boy - 28 (imperial beach)
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Reply to: pers-939370727@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-11-30, 12:22PM PST
hey my name is reckless rick from imperial beach. im a very bad boy. im in and outta jail alot cause of my job but its worth it compared to the regualar jobs somebody with my background could get. dont worry, im not violent unless i get crossed and have to be. i would give this online shit a try evan though this sight is a little shadey with its sex addicts, whores, and freaks wanting to eat turds but its free. i want somebody is is 100% down for me. somebody who will come get me from sd county jail when i need them and bring me home and let me fuck the shit out of them. somebody who i can cook a nice romantic candlelight dinner for (i got a chef certificate). someone who will have my back like i got theirs amd wont judge me cause of my lifestyle and ruffness. i wont cheat on you and you wont cheat on me cause i cant stand that shit. if you wanna dump me thats fine, im a man i can take it. but dont cheat on me cuase that gets my rage going and its hard to control my urge to go romper stomper on your ass. im out now so if you wanna meet of go on a date or something let me know. peace out.
Comments (8)
This sounds strikingly similar to an Craigslist ad I saw here in the Bay Area. The guy had like "Jail Bird" tattooed on his knuckles (or something similar). I would have to agree with "inebriated", he sounds kind of hot. Like I just wanna do him once just to see how it goes.
Posted by Jason | December 2, 2008 3:32 AM
Posted on December 2, 2008 03:32
Where do you find these CraigsList posts... they're hilarious!
Posted by Erik | December 1, 2008 11:08 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 23:08
How much do I love the phrase Romper Stomper?!
I'm using it every chance I get
Posted by Patrick | December 1, 2008 10:56 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 22:56
please keep the c list hot messes coming. this one was particularly complex and EL-Oh-EL worthy.
Posted by mucifer | December 1, 2008 4:46 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 16:46
Mewes is hot.
Posted by Hourman | December 1, 2008 4:13 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 16:13
#1 Is that Jay from Jay/Silent Bob? I always knew he would be hot with a hair cut. He's got a great looking cock.
#2 Who the fuck would respond to that Craigslist post? It should basically say "I'm a theif or a drug dealer and i just want you to bail me out of jail so I can fuck you before I beat the shit out of you." That man has issues.
Posted by justin | December 1, 2008 2:53 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 14:53
i would totally reply to the craigslist ad. he seems like an interesting guy and he can cook.
Posted by inebriated | December 1, 2008 2:20 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 14:20
haha! i saw that earlier too. shits crazy.
Posted by norm | December 1, 2008 1:27 PM
Posted on December 1, 2008 13:27