I knew I'd like this before I saw it! If I can find a ball that size that says, "Florida" I may have to mail it to him as a token of appreciation. That may be as close as I ever get to that big, uncut wiener and that all too perfect Aussie bum. I like it rough but I don't want my balls to pop. I have to draw the line somewhere!

When I was only 7 years-old I saw a TV show about Australia while my parents were out playing golf and I knew it was a happening place even then, plus those Koala bears are cute! At the end they had an address where you could send for more information. A little over a week later I received a paperback booklet with maps, photos, the works. My parents were surprised I knew how to write a letter! We live just outside D.C. at the time and when the embassy called to find out if we were serious about immigrating my parent got upset. I was all for the idea! We could have gone surfing and diving, not to mention the bicycle marathons with hundreds of naked men. Christ! My parents had no vision at all. They were content to sit home and watch Perry Mason!