Who knew that Wal-Mart was where all the hot action went down. 28 year old William Tyler Black was wandering around the retail giant back in September when he came across the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Apparently William was so turned on by the content that he had to run over to the toy department to jerk off. A Walmart worker told investigators that Black “ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor.� The toy in question turned out to be a Star Wars light saber. Black told the arresting officers “I swear I’m not a pervert,� and offered to clean up his mess. He also claimed he was shopping for a toy for his daughter. Black ended up spending a month in custody, was sentenced to two years probation and is subject to GPS monitoring that restricts any further Wal-Mart visits. You can check out all the documents at The Smoking Gun.

Last week's second episode of Golden Gate starring hotties D.O. and Kennedy Carter was a huge hit. Originally Brad Star was scheduled to be part of the 5th episode in January but the fan response was so overwhelming it had to come out now. This is Brad's first video appearance since his retirement several years ago.