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You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w (Danbury, CT)
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Date: 2009-12-04, 11:19AM EST
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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
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Heh. I'm not sure what sort of response this "tall guy" was expecting. But otherwise, "WAS THAT YOU?!" tends to be a perfectly acceptable way to endear cute people to you. Well done.
Posted by g_whiz | December 10, 2009 7:21 PM
Posted on December 10, 2009 19:21
While dual Ciabatta Loafs should handle a modest cropdusting, this situation seemed to call for something more substantial. Maybe a couple of Stottie Cakes...
Posted by djosher | December 10, 2009 11:41 AM
Posted on December 10, 2009 11:41