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Levi Johnston

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The first batch of Levi Johnston's Playgirl pics have hit the internet. There are 25 pictures up currently and more to follow weekly from the much talked about shoot. I know people have been lamenting the lack of full frontal, but at least there's some ass shots. I'm still holding out hope for some side peen. I'll bring you updates as I receive them.

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Comments (46)

Kenneth Pitchford:

Hey, he's cute enough. I like him. He's no porn star, but that's OK. I can't really understand outrage either way. A shy kid who can't flaunt it all? Sorry, but I'm not outraged. He did it for the money? Sorry, ditto.

Tom:

Great ass, great smile

Aidan:

He's not a bad looking kid, but he did not photograph well in the shots released so far. Most disappointing...it does look like he shaves his pubes, and his ass is flat. He has the ass of a much older man. That was a big surprise, because he looks better with clothes on. He was either nervous, or had a photographer that was not talented enough to capture him properly. Not being mean, I think he is good looking, just needs some better shots. Maybe they are coming, they sure have released a large number of pre-shots.

scooter:

This was so hyped and the actual product is so disappointing, I,m in better shape at 49.

Stry:

I think that he looks cute. I already knew that he had a nice face, and now I know that he has a nice, regular guy body to go with it.

For some reason it seems that many people feel that for someone to be considered "sexy" or even "good looking" they have to look like a porn star or a fashion model or a fitness athlete, when the vast majority of people don't. It's hard to understand.

alan:

10:1 when playgirl goes back into print in the spring of next year the peen shots will magically appear as a print magazine exclusive.

scott:

You homo's are fucking insane. He didn't show peen and suddenly the press on claws come out? Girls, chill the fuck out.

Tanner:

I love Him!!!!!!!!!!! NICE ASS!!! i want cock and feet shots thoo...

oj:

wow...all this hype and he's got NO ass!

lmao!!

Michael:

Holy crap, some of these comments make me embarrassed to be gay.

Keep drinking that Haterade!

gymfunu:

Please the kid has no ass.....he is truly nothing special other than he rolled in the hay with PalinĀ“s daughter. I might look at him twice if I had a few too many drinks and found myself in the wilds of Alaska surrounded by mostly inbred, toothless elk hunters

Ed Rahn:

He's officially jumped the shark.

Kevin:

It's not gay people are superficial or we always expect models. But if you show up on Playgirl and people have to pay good money for it, at least be hot or show something interesting. If Levi goes to the beach, this is what I see of him, then why should I pay money for f*** Playgirl to see these!?!?

Luke W.:

I think he looks great and the shots are a little classy without peen, although this gayboy would have loved to have seen peen! Levi is smart enough not to have flashed his disco stick, that sort of thing haunts you forever, good for him. He is taking full advantage of being in the spotlight, maybe he wants a piece of the pie for his kid, these are nothing to be ashamed of Levi, I would have done the same thing at 19 with a kid and that hot bod too!

heterophobic:

I could take hotter pictures of myself in the bathroom. Hell, I HAVE taken hotter pictures in my bathroom.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous:

hey i know hes not photogenic but you should look up a video or something with him.. hes looks a lot better

jackmine:

i definitely love his ass.. bubble one.. lol..
off course he is bottom... i can smell it from far far away...:P

JNez:

i dunno what you all talking bout...that is one fine white boy lol. i see none of the flaws you guys have identified. levi could get it...lol

G9:

Uh. He's got a fat ass!

Joe Smith:

No one wonder str8s hate us when we treat each other like shit.

Levi is hot, more so because he looks like a real man, someone i could meet on the street on in a club.

Im never going meet Francois Sagat or Damien Crosse and if i do im certainly never going to get to fuck them.

All you haters let me see how you look.

bebenic:

he is quite delicious imho.

Mikey:

I think he is sooooo adorable!! I would have liked to have seen a full bush though! It looked liked he shaved. :-( I sure miss the bush.

mark:

i think this is a sad state of what liveing in the gay world has become . he may or may not be may type , BUT ..... he isn't out of shape , yes he isn't a porn model , but then again most of you guys aren't ether . AND we don't need to be ,nor does he . BUT ... if we expect Levi , and everyone eles to live up to "porn" standards we all lose in the end .

some guy:

I'm 19 and that guy is not good looking for a 19yr old. the person that said he is in the bottom 25% is right. also i wanted to see some peen.

lover of haters:

Okay.. I too would feed into the hype.. 1st: He is not a bad looking guy, average or other wise. 2nd: He is a very brave and edgy soul, to be associated with the conservative republican party and thrown into the crazy political arena is not an easy thing to have to deal with at such a young age ( way to stick it to them Levi) 3rd: blame playgirl for the pics being boring.. unless you are a super model, you have no say in how your pictorials are arranged. 4th: As a very attractive man of color that is 35 and have a 22 year old boyfriend that is also a head turner.. age is arbitrary. Either you have it, or you don't. But for all the nasty comments posted.. remember this " Pretty is, what pretty does". So now find joy with yourself, and you will clearly see Levi's actions are really a cry for gay help!!! Stop the hate!!!

john:

Well--- there you have it. When you desire to live in the spotlight, you have to accept what comes your way. The good, the not so good, and the downright ugly.

Jake:

Damn...You queens are fuckin' Bitches! Chill!

No BooBoo:

For 19 he looks like crap. And no full frontal? It's 2009, people go frontal on youtube. This was a major waste of time and proves why mags like Playgirl are out of business.

Pierce_mn:

I agree. His 15 minutes of fame are now over! Ho-hum!

eric:

jeez, how critical can you all be? he isn't a professional model. his reason for being in the mag is that he's a little bit famous and cute, and it was gonna bring some attention to the magazine. don't you all remember when playboy had their "women of enron" issue?

lovelivelife, i don't know where you spend your time, but i'm guessing it must be at the gym 24/7. you obviously have no idea what an average guy looks like.

coolbearinmd:

I don't usually comment on stuff like this, and I don't like to be uncharitable. But it does seem peculiar that so many people have fallen into finding Sarah Palin interesting (one way or another), or people connected to her anything other than extremely ordinary. I teach college and spend all day around 19-year-olds and I have to say, when you look at these pictures without the hype of his connection to Palin, he'd be in the bottom of 25% of the guys I work with. I kind of fell for it, too, and just assumed this guy would be way more fuckable.

Theo:

He's adorable and yes he does look uncomfortable...But the actual photos are boring blame the photog...

BB:

Wow...this is it? All this press about him working out for hours, all this build up, all this press and exposure and it looks like pictures some douche would take with his camera phone.

He looks like he's humming in his head, the photography is mediocre, and if this is what he looks like after dieting and working out I really dread to think of how lumpy his body was prior.

Go back to Alaska, get a job and take care of your child, Levi. That's what you should be doing.

Montres01:

WOW,, if this was supposed to save play girl, I think they really missed here,, way below average.. this must be, the below average joe issue

emarell:

Wake up. Y'all are living in FantasyLand. This is a perfectly healthy looking 19 y.o. being viewed by the hypercritical among us. "He has no ass"??? Really??? Commenter must have no retinas...

arvistopolis:

I'd hit it. But I now feel pretty confident that I have a good shot at getting into Playgirl. All I need is a relative of a politician to aid me in launching my name to the masses. ha.

pretty much the definition of anticlimactic

Jere:

What's wrong with you people? I don't care where he comes from or who he is, he looks awesome for 19 to me.

cristian:

Ewww...

Mikey M:

For a 19 year old, his body is very average. He has been working with a trainer? His expressions give the feeling he is umcomfortable.

lovelivelife:

I would love to like these pics but I cant. He is not even average because the average guy looks hotter than him. He definately should've shown peen to make up for less than average body

ORCoastGuy:

It's official... he is now into the 16th minute of his 15 minutes of fame.

He actually looks better in clothes.

Anonymous:

wow you guys are tough critics. i think he looks pretty damn hot.

rod:

He has no ass.

The b/w shower shots are greatly influenced by Bruce of LA.

brian Cartwright:

well, i hate to say this, especially after waiting so long, but "BOOORING!"

and not because he's not showing his business. they just aren't very interesting shots.

the colour one makes him look like a little boy who's been locked out of a candy store. after his friends stole his clothes.

Anonymous:

Months of gym-training for these shots?? Are these before or after?? Levi had better save his money!

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