The mess on my carpet . . . - m4m - 42 (Raleigh)
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Reply to: pers-nvynm-1253963312@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-05, 1:15AM EDT
This is what I get for bringing you, a 20-year-old college kid with "Daddy" issues, back to my place after you cruised me at a bar yesterday night: We started making out on the couch and you asked to go down on me. I had a rag handy for clean up, but when the crucial moment arrived and I gave you a courtesy tap on the head, you kept going and took it like a man. I thanked you for the service, walked you out to your car, and returned to find my entire load spit out onto the rug in front of the couch. Really, dude? Look, I could care less if you spit or swallow. But do not, I repeat, DO NOT spit a four-day wad of ball batter all over a $600.00 rug from Pottery Barn, especially when the GF just bought it last week. I had to tell her that the dog puked up on it, but I don't think she's buying it. I know I probably deserve this Karma, but it's not cool, man. Not cool at all.
Comments (3)
Any man who cares that much about his Pottery Barn rug has only one kind of girlfriend. And it's the kind that's actually any one of his gay male friends whom he yells "haaaay girlfriend!" at whenever he sees them.
Posted by chriso | July 10, 2009 8:58 PM
Posted on July 10, 2009 20:58
OH MY GOD!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | July 8, 2009 2:49 AM
Posted on July 8, 2009 02:49
Oh man. I'm not sure what part of this is worse. That the guy's kavetching about Pottery Barn acquired household items or the fact that he's upset that this particular blowjob gone wrong has made his girlfriend suspicious. Sometimes I think Raleigh is the most closeted city on Earth. Why have a girlfriend- or at least one that isn't cool with sharing you with others-if you're going to pick up "20 somethings with Daddy issues" from the bar exactly?
Posted by g_whiz | July 7, 2009 9:37 AM
Posted on July 7, 2009 09:37